Some more funny and random headlines from around the world:

• New Yorker writes King James Bible: A retired interior designer from New York state is finishing up his handwritten copy of the King James Bible, after four years and 2,400 pages.
• Ancient bone-headed dinosaur found: Scientists have announced the discovery of a new species of bone-headed dinosaur, which is the oldest in North America, and possibly the world.
• 2014: Mobiles ‘to outnumber people’: There will soon be more mobile subscriptions than there are people on Earth, according to a UN agency report.
• Mate urgently needed for ‘ugly’ fish: London Zoo is desperately seeking a fit female mate for a critically endangered fish – the “gorgeously ugly” Mangarahara cichlid.
• Mayan pyramid destroyed in Belize: An ancient Mayan temple in Belize has been destroyed by a road-building crew using bulldozers and backhoes to extract gravel for road filler.
• Pig protest over Kenyan MPs’ pay: Protesters in Kenya release a pig and about a dozen piglets outside parliament to show their anger at newly elected MPs demanding higher salaries.
• Pilot locked out of plane cockpit: An Air India flight was forced to divert to Bhopal after the pilot was locked out of the cockpit after a toilet break, the airline says.
• Giant duck deflates in Hong Kong: A 16m-high rubber duck, which has attracted crowds of visitors as it travels around the world, deflates in Hong Kong’s Victoria Harbour.
• Man lists 12,000 call menu options: An IT manager who grew frustrated with call centre menus has catalogued shortcuts to thousands of phone services
• Saudi woman reaches Everest summit: A 25-year-old Saudi woman makes history by reaching the summit of the world’s highest mountain.
• Grandmother’s 99th birthday abseil: A great-great-grandmother celebrates her 99th birthday by abseiling from the top of an 11-storey building.
• Azerbaijan starts Eurovision inquiry: The president of Azerbaijan orders an investigation into why his country gave Russia “nul points” at Saturday’s Eurovision Song Contest.
• Pacy pigeon Bolt sets world record: A Belgian racing pigeon called Bolt is sold to a Chinese businessman for a world record price of 310,000 euros (£260,000; $400,000).
• Gif inventor says pronounce it ‘Jif’: The inventor of the Gif image format says it should be pronounced Jif, despite what the Oxford English Dictionary says.
• Venezuela plans toilet paper relief: Venezuela’s National Assembly backs plans to import 39 million rolls of toilet paper, in an effort to relieve a chronic shortage.
• Couple’s £163,000 phone bill shock: A couple who own an electrical firm had a shock when they received a mobile phone bill for £163,000, then fought for months to have the debt cleared.
• Cave paintings uncovered in Mexico: Archaeologists in Mexico find 4,926 cave paintings in red, yellow, black and white in the north-eastern region of Burgos.
• Japan man climbs Everest at 80: An 80-year old Japanese man has reached the summit of Mount Everest, becoming the oldest person to scale the world’s highest peak.
• Romanian village claims flag record: An estimated 200 people in the Romanian village of Clinceni unfurl what the Guinness World Records say is the largest flag ever made.
• Venezuela Church wine ‘running out’: The Catholic Church in Venezuela says it is running out of wine to celebrate Mass, because of renewed shortages of basic products.
• Australia ranked ‘happiest’ nation: Australia is ranked as the world’s happiest nation among developed economies, according to the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development.
• ‘World’s oldest Torah’ scroll found: The University of Bologna in Italy finds what it says may be the oldest complete scroll of Judaism’s most important text, the Torah, in its library.
• German warning over ticket machines: Police in Germany are urging train passengers to be wary of ticket machines, which they say could explode, having been interfered with by thieves.
• German population lower than thought: Germany’s first census since reunification reveals that it has 1.5 million fewer people than had been assumed.
• Horror as Dracula hammers exam hopes: “Horrified” pupils discover they have been taught the wrong Gothic horror novel – two weeks before they are due to sit an A-level exam.