Funny stories from around the world

Some more funny and random headlines from around the world:

Funny stories from around the world

Some more funny and random headlines from around the world:

Funny stories from around the world

Some more funny and random headlines from around the world:

  • German flea circus hit by freeze: A flea circus in Germany has been scrambling to replace its performers after the entire troupe was wiped out by the freezing weather.
  • Motown piano returns to Detroit: A grand piano used in the Motown Records studios is restored and put on display at a museum dedicated to the legendary record label.
  • Tolkien ‘curse ring’ goes on display: An ancient gold ring thought to have inspired JRR Tolkien to write The Hobbit goes on display at a Tudor house in Hampshire.
  • Exhaled breath is unique fingerprint: Scientists report that compounds present in breath are unique to individuals – a “breathprint” – and could be exploited in a range of medical applications.
  • Male baldness ‘indicates heart risk’: Men going thin on top may be more likely to have heart problems than their friends with a full head of hair, according to researchers in Japan.
  • Libraries to store UK web content: Six major libraries are to collect and preserve the UK’s increasing cultural and intellectual output that appears in digital form, including tweets and blogs.
  • Queen honoured with Bafta award: The Queen receives an honorary Bafta for her support for British film at a glittering ceremony – and is described as “the most memorable Bond girl yet”.
  • Bulgaria prays to end suicides: Bulgaria begins three days of special prayers requested by the country’s president because of national pessimism and a spate of suicides.
  • Chinese tourists top spending league: The Chinese have become the single biggest source of global tourism income after spending $102bn (£67bn; 79bn euros) while travelling abroad in 2012.
  • Mali ‘to replace eaten French camel’: An official says Mali is to send the French president a replacement camel after the first, given to him as a gift, was eaten.
  • US ‘hermit’ held in food burglaries: A man who lived as a hermit in the Maine woods for nearly three decades committed more than 1,000 burglaries for food and supplies, police say.
  • Bank ‘error’ on James Joyce coin: The Central Bank of Ireland has said it regrets an error on a new commemorative coin which misquotes James Joyce.
  • Team reconstructs ‘human ancestor’: The most complete view yet of a possible human ancestor uncovered in South Africa has revealed an intriguing mix of human and ape traits.
  • Airport tech reveals hidden artwork: Researchers reveal a fresco hidden beneath the surface of a known forgery at the Louvre museum – using technology similar to that of airport scanners.
  • Actress claim against IMDb rejected: An actress who sued Amazon.com after her age was posted on its Internet Movie Database has her claim rejected by a federal jury in Seattle.

Watch Kid President’s Heartwarming Meeting With Obama

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Robbie Novak, the ten-year-old YouTube sensation better known as “Kid President,” got a chance to meet with actual President Barack Obama this weekend during the White House’s Easter celebrations — and you can watch the meeting of the presidents.

Obama gave Novak, who also starred in the White House’s April Fools’ Day prank, a tour of the Oval Office, even letting him use the presidential phone.

“Let’s make sure not to cause an international incident,” joked Obama, who showed Novak other White House memorabilia, including a telegraph, a portrait of Abraham Lincoln and the emancipation proclamation.

The two also shared some advice: “You’re doing awesome,” Novak told Obama, who returned the favor by advising Novak and kids around the world to always treat others with respect.

“You keep on doing the great work that you’re doing, I’ll keep doing my best and between the two of us, maybe we can kind of get things going in a good direction,” added Obama.

Novak first warmed hearts worldwide with his inspirational YouTube videos, particularly his “pep talk” video which has racked up 17.6 million views:

Could you live on £53 a week?

Empty pockets

I’ve been intrigued and concerned by the divisive nature of the debate regarding welfare and benefit cuts – specifically the Housing Benefit and Council Tax Benefit cuts.

There are some clear concepts that those who are making the cuts propose which make sense:

  • As a country our debt is overwhelming and needs to be cut – regardless of how that debt was created and whose fault it is – we don’t want to end up in the same situation as Greece, Cyprus and others with their huge cuts.
  • Many people do want to work but find that they are worse off by doing so due to taxation policies, which leads to more people relying on the welfare state than is necessary.  This situation needs to change.
  • Equally some people have clearly been reaping from the benefits system and are not contributing to society in the way they should.

In contrast there are some very clear arguments against these cuts:

  • There are those who for a variety of reasons are poor and disadvantaged and need to be supported and looked after by the Government and this should cover their living costs – not extravagantly, but equally it should try and find ways to help alleviate their poverty.
  • Whilst some people would be happy to move to a smaller property to avoid the “bedroom tax” there is often a real lack of smaller properties in the areas where they are most needed – this is the fault of planning, local and central government – not the people in these homes.
  • In my current role we’re seeing increasing numbers of people coming to the church to receive financial support or access our food bank.
  • Contrasted to this there is a clear sense in which those earning over £100,000 have seen some tax breaks come into play which doesn’t fit this argument of everyone taking responsibility for the national debt.

Sadly some people have been quick (and therefore wrong) to try and calculate how little people will be left to live on having paid their essential bills.  The mistakes in these calculations has not helped the debate.  In my mind I am clear that each of the figures I have seen quoted are not acceptable for individuals and families to live on.  Kevin pointed out the Hansard recording of a report from Helen Goodman MP, who decided to try living on £18/week during the recent parliamentary recess. I think it makes interesting reading for those of us who are so financially removed from the poorest in our society.

Helen Goodman MP

“I was so shocked when I read what my constituents wrote to me about the implications for them of the bedroom tax, and about how little they would have left to live on, that I decided during the week of the recent recess to see if I could survive on £18 a week, which is what they will be left with to buy their food after 1 April. That figure of £18 is entirely based on the experiences of my constituents, in particular women on employment and support allowance who are about the same age as me, but who had to stop working owing to chronic health conditions, perhaps after 20 years of working life. Out of their £71.70, they have to find £10 for electricity, £20 for heating—gas or coal—£6 for water rates, £4 for bus fares in the case of those who live in villages and have to get to the main town, and £10 for the bedroom tax, which left them with £23 for weekly living expenses.

That £23 has to cover more than food, of course. We did a calculation, and set aside £5 for all the non-food things everyone has to buy—soap, washing powder, washing-up liquid, toothpaste, loo paper—plus a small amount in order to save £50 a year for clothes or a pair of trainers, or in case the iron breaks. That leaves £18.

I therefore took up the challenge of trying to live on £18, and I want to tell Members what it is like. It is extremely unpleasant. I had porridge for breakfast every morning, as I usually do, but I make my porridge with milk; now I was making it with water. I had to eat the same food over and over and over again. Single people are hit particularly hard, because cheap food comes in big packs. I made a stew at the beginning of the week, and I ate the same food four nights a week. I had pasta twice a week. I had baked potatoes. I had eggs on six occasions. It was completely impossible to have meat or fish; that was out of the question. It was also impossible to have five portions of fruit and vegetables a week.

I therefore also have a message for the Under-Secretary of State for Health, the hon. Member for Broxtowe (Anna Soubry), who is responsible for public health. She was criticising people on low incomes for obesity. Of course people on low incomes are more likely to have that problem; they have to fill up on toast and biscuits.

I found myself waking up in the middle of the night absolutely ravenous, having to make cups of tea and eat biscuits. I had a headache for five days in that week, and I was completely lethargic and exhausted by 4 pm. Some people are on jobseeker’s allowance and are looking for a job. Looking for a job is a job in itself; it takes time and energy. The people whom DWP Ministers want to do workfare are being expected to work 30 hours a week, yet they are not going to have enough to eat properly.

Most shocking of all was the fact that come Sunday I ran out of food—there was literally nothing left to eat that night. If Ministers are happy with the notion that 660,000 of our fellow citizens are literally not going to have enough to eat by the end of the week, all I can say is that I pity them because they have no pity and no conception of what they are going to do to the people in our constituencies who will be faced with this bedroom tax.

The Minister has been very free and easy in talking about all these wonderful alternatives, such as the fact that people can move. In my constituency more than 1,000 people will be affected by the bedroom tax, but there are fewer than 100 smaller properties to which they could move. In my constituency, it is not possible for all these people to increase the number of hours they work, as seven people are chasing every job; people are in part-time work because they cannot get full-time work. Government Members have shown their complete ignorance of the benefits system by saying, “You just have to work a couple of hours a week on the minimum wage.” Of course that is not true, because these people would get then into the tapers and the disregards, and their benefits would be cut or they might find themselves paying tax. The numbers simply do not add up.

Of course some individuals or couples have properties that are larger than they need, but the so-called under-occupancy is in one part of the country and the overcrowding is in another. It simply is not credible to suggest that all the large, over-occupying families in London will move up to Durham, particularly given that the unemployment rate there is more than 9%. What would they be moving to? What would they be moving for?

I made a video diary of my week, so I got a lot of feedback from people affected by this policy. Interestingly, they said, “Yes, this is the reality of our lives. We are not able to survive properly now and things are going to get worse to the tune of £10 a week from 1 April.” In 2006, I did the same experiment under the previous Labour Government, living on benefits to see what life was like for young people on the lowest rate of income support. I found that difficult, but there was enough money to get through the whole week. I wish to point out to the Minister that we have reached a new low, because the £21 that people had in 2006 is equivalent to £28 now, and that should be compared with the £18 with which people are going to be expected to feed themselves.

The Minister has made much, too, of the discretionary housing benefits, which many hon. Members have questioned. In County Durham, £5 million of income will be taken out of people’s pockets and out of the local economy. The size of the discretionary fund is half a million pounds, so once again there is a huge gap between actual need and the resources being given to people to deal with it.

Many hon. Members have pointed out the unfairness of the policy for people who are disabled and need to sleep separately, be they adults or children; people who have children in the Army; foster carers; and separated parents. This policy is a fundamental attack on the poorest people in this country. People are going to lose between £500 and £1,000 over the course of next year, through no fault of their own. But the really disgusting thing is that on the same day that the bedroom tax is being introduced millionaires are being given a tax cut that will be worth £1,000—not over the year as a whole, but every single week.”

This is copied directly from Hansard, beginning at 27th Feb 2013 5.36pm

Yes, there are people who take advantage of our welfare system, but not many, according to the Truth and Lies about Poverty Report recently published by the Joint Public Issues Team, benefit fraud is about 0.9% of payments, about £1.9 million. On the other hand tax avoidance is about 6% of revenues due, about £30 billion. Only 3% of families on benefits receive more than £10,000 in housing benefit a year – many struggle to make ends meet on a daily basis. Only 8% of families claiming benefits have three or more children.

As a concluding thought I believe strongly that we have to see cuts in our budgets, we cannot keep ever increasing our debt, and whilst there are never easy answers I don’t believe these changes to the welfare state are the correct move.

Funny stories from around the world

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