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		<title>Funny stories from around the world</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 11:38:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some more funny and random headlines from around the world: Billionaire to build Titanic II: Clive Palmer, one of Australia&#8217;s richest men, is commissioning a Chinese state-owned company to build a 21st Century version of the Titanic. Beauty pageant in fidelity pledge: Contestants at a Taiwan beauty pageant will this year be required not to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chriskidd.co.uk&#038;blog=2946008&#038;post=8317&#038;subd=appliedyouthministry&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-17890754#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Billionaire to build Titanic II</a>: Clive Palmer, one of Australia&#8217;s richest men, is commissioning a Chinese state-owned company to build a 21st Century version of the Titanic.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-17899688#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Beauty pageant in fidelity pledge</a>: Contestants at a Taiwan beauty pageant will this year be required not to partake in extra-marital love affairs, the contest&#8217;s organisers have said.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17907305#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">How accurate were Leonardo&#8217;s anatomy drawings?</a>: Leonardo&#8217;s drawings v medical scans</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-17922203#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Toilet breaks world speed record</a>: A new and unusual land speed record has been set in Australia &#8211; for the fastest motorised toilet.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17927045#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Japan tsunami Harley owner found</a>: The owner has been found of a Harley-Davidson motorcycle that drifted to Canada after being swept out to sea in the 2011 Japanese tsunami.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18003093#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Smallest mammoths found on Crete</a>: The smallest mammoth ever known to have existed roamed the island of Crete millions of years ago, researchers say.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-18016495#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Lichtenstein sale sets new record</a>: A work by Pop Art icon Roy Lichtenstein sells for a record $45 million at a New York auction that also sees an Andy Warhol portrait of Elvis Presley go under the hammer.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-18022243#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Prince Charles reads BBC weather</a>: Prince Charles has a go at reading the weather during a tour of BBC Scotland&#8217;s Pacific Quay headquarters.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18036392#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Hawaiian surfs highest-ever wave</a>: A 44-year-old Hawaiian surfer breaks the world record for riding the biggest wave ever thought to have been ridden.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18081574#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">&#8216;Royal&#8217; diamond sells for $9.7m</a>: A 35-carat diamond passed among Europe&#8217;s royalty for four centuries, the Beau Sancy, sells for twice its reserve at auction in Switzerland.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18092775#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Turks take bird for Israeli spy</a>: Villagers in south-eastern Turkey sound the alarm after mistaking a migratory bird &#8211; a common European bee-eater &#8211; for an Israeli spy.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18091711#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Oldest living kidney donor at 83</a>: An 83-year-old man becomes the oldest person in the UK to donate a kidney while still alive, the NHS Blood and Transplant service says.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18100847#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Man jumps in chute to escape girl</a>: Rescuers in Tyumen, central Russia, free a man from a rubbish chute he had jumped into to hide from his girlfriend.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17819632#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">How to grow a four-metre moustache</a>: Moustache grooming tips from a world record holder</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18106923#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Man held for &#8216;swallowing diamond&#8217;</a>: A man is being held in custody until a $20,000 diamond he is believed to have swallowed passes through his system, Canadian police say.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-18113195#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Shah Rukh Khan given stadium ban</a>: Bollywood star Shah Rukh Khan is banned from Mumbai&#8217;s Wankhede Stadium for five years following angry exchanges with staff at an IPL cricket match.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-18108246#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Iran &#8216;to sue Google&#8217; over Gulf</a>: Google is facing legal action for not labelling the body of water separating Iran and neighbouring Arab Gulf states on its map service.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-18119054#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">World&#8217;s oldest football up close</a>: The Smith Museum in Stirling is unlocking the display case and letting fans hold the oldest football in the world.</li>
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		<title>London 2012 Olympics Organizers Invite Keith Moon (1946-1978) to Perform at the 2012 Games</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 10:02:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Keith Moon, the legendary drummer for the British rock band The Who, died in 1978, it was too much for some people to accept.  Apparently that includes the organizers for the 2012 Olympics in London. According to the manager for The Who, officials requested Moon’s presence during an upcoming performance: The band’s manager, Bill [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chriskidd.co.uk&#038;blog=2946008&#038;post=8180&#038;subd=appliedyouthministry&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://appliedyouthministry.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/keith-moon.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8181" title="Keith Moon" src="http://appliedyouthministry.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/keith-moon.jpg?w=500" alt=""   /></a>When Keith Moon, the legendary drummer for the British rock band The Who, died in 1978, it was too much for some people to accept.  Apparently that includes the organizers for the 2012 Olympics in London. According to the manager for The Who, officials requested Moon’s presence during an upcoming performance:</p>
<blockquote><p>The band’s manager, Bill Curbishley, told the Sunday Times he had been approached to see if Moon “would be available” to play with the surviving members this summer.</p>
<p>“I emailed back saying Keith now resides in Golders Green crematorium, having lived up to the Who’s anthemic line ‘I hope I die before I get old’,” came the excellent reply.</p>
<p>“If they have a round table, some glasses and candles, we might contact him.”</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/us-news-blog/2012/apr/13/keith-moon-london-olympics-organisers" target="_blank">Check out the full story!</a></p>
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		<title>24-Hour Childcare</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 07:02:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I couldn&#8217;t quite believe I read this &#8211; in the world of outsourcing to India business has taken another step &#8211; how about outsourcing your parenting?  A 24-hour childcare center in New Delhi billed itself as the place to go for &#8220;children of parents who are too busy to put them to bed&#8221;: &#8220;At &#8216;Care [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chriskidd.co.uk&#038;blog=2946008&#038;post=8178&#038;subd=appliedyouthministry&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I couldn&#8217;t quite believe I read this &#8211; in the world of outsourcing to India business has taken another step &#8211; how about outsourcing your parenting?  A 24-hour childcare center in New Delhi billed itself as the place to go for &#8220;children of parents who are too busy to put them to bed&#8221;:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;At &#8216;Care Plus World&#8217; we recognize, in this busy world, that not everyone has the luxury of being at home with their children, therefore we strive to give children a &#8216;home from home&#8217; environment in their most important early years,&#8221; the nursery <a href="http://www.careplusworld.com/24_hrs_creche" target="_blank">says on its website</a>. </em></p>
<p><em>Parents are &#8220;invited to leave their children with us for a considerable period of leave from one week to one year in case of any emergency such as hospitalization, business trips etc.&#8221;</em></p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/14/11693535-too-busy-to-put-the-kids-to-bed-india-offers-24-hour-daycare-service?lite" target="_blank">Check out the full story</a></p>
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		<title>Funny stories from around the world</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 15:50:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some more funny and random headlines from around the world: &#8216;Ancient&#8217; Greek statue is fake: An &#8220;ancient&#8221; Greek statue found in a sheep pen north-west of Athens has now been deemed a fake. Eyes fail before 576,000-mile car: A 93-year-old woman in Florida, Rachel Veitch, gives up driving after completing 576,000 miles in her beloved 1964 [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chriskidd.co.uk&#038;blog=2946008&#038;post=8093&#038;subd=appliedyouthministry&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some more funny and random headlines from around the world:</p>
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<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/int/news/-/news/world-europe-17596144" target="_blank">&#8216;Ancient&#8217; Greek statue is fake</a>: An &#8220;ancient&#8221; Greek statue found in a sheep pen north-west of Athens has now been deemed a fake.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17603598#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Eyes fail before 576,000-mile car</a>: A 93-year-old woman in Florida, Rachel Veitch, gives up driving after completing 576,000 miles in her beloved 1964 Mercury Comet Caliente.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17622820#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Russia Church in gold watch row</a>: The Russian Orthodox Church apologises for showing a doctored photo of its leader Patriarch Kirill in which a luxury watch had been removed from his wrist.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17608200#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Missing cat turns up 15 years on</a>: A cat called Poldi missing for 15 years is to be reunited with its owner after being found southern Germany.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17641494#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">US man survives nail into heart</a>: A New Jersey man is making a quick recovery after accidentally shooting a 4-inch (10cm) nail into his heart.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17660780#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">German drivers offered free rides</a>: Motorists in the German city of Leipzig are being offered public transport for free for the rest of the week to encourage them to leave their cars at home.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17672730#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Clinton &#8216;hearts&#8217; text spoof site</a>: US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton gives her seal of approval to a website showing spoof texts from her to various political leaders.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-17685361#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Mother finds baby alive in morgue</a>: A mother in Argentina speaks of her joy at finding her premature baby alive in a refrigerated morgue, 12 hours after the girl had been declared dead.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17680254#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Gingrich campaign cheque bounces</a>: A $500 (£314) cheque issued by the cash-strapped campaign of Republican candidate Newt Gingrich to qualify for Utah&#8217;s primary bounced, it emerges.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-17702463#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Girl, 4, joins Mensa with 159 IQ</a>: A four-year-old girl from Hampshire is accepted into Mensa with an IQ just one point below Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-17724589#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">NZ to build cardboard cathedral</a>: A cardboard cathedral will be built in Christchurch to temporarily replace the one damaged by the 2011 earthquake, officials say.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17737531#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Superman cheque makes super price</a>: The original cheque used to buy the Superman comic character from its original creators for $130 sells in an online auction for $160,000 (£101,000).</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/17769677#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Hen lays healthy &#8216;eggless&#8217; chick</a>: A hen in Sri Lanka gives birth to a live chick without an egg, in a new twist on the age-old question of which came first.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17800359#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Queen Victoria archive put online</a>: Rarely seen documents chronicling the life of Queen Victoria are made public on a new website marking this year&#8217;s Diamond Jubilee.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-17788178#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">US introduces $60 LED light bulb</a>: A light bulb which won a US Department of Energy contest for an alternative to a 60-watt incandescent bulb goes on sale for Earth Day &#8211; but with a $60 price tag.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-17785033#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Hi-tech car aid for older drivers</a>: A team at Newcastle University is developing new technology &#8211; including a &#8220;Granny-Nav&#8221; &#8211; aimed at helping older drivers stay on the road.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-17811732#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Men set to live as long as women</a>: The gap between male and female life expectancy is closing and men could catch up by 2030, according to an adviser for the UK Office for National Statistics.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-17818132#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Men charged over penguin &#8216;prank&#8217;</a>: Two Welshmen are charged after a fairy penguin was taken from a theme park in Queensland, Australia.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17829438#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Driver &#8216;parks&#8217; car in Paris metro</a>: A confused driver ends up trapping his car on the steps of a metro station in Paris, after mistaking it for the entrance to an underground car park.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-17840821#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Pixar to debut new Dolby system</a>: The animated film Brave will premiere Dolby&#8217;s Atmos system which allows sounds to be placed with more precision in theatres.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17846202#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Student wins Google photo prize</a>: A Swedish student has been named as the winner of the Google Photography Prize.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-17852522#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&amp;ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa" target="_blank">Sachin in parliament &#8216;nomination&#8217;</a>: Top Indian cricketer Sachin Tendulkar is recommended by the prime minister for a seat in India&#8217;s upper house of parliament.</li>
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		<title>Lost Boy Used Google Earth to Find His Mother</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 07:03:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Twenty five years after he got lost whilst traveling on a train in India, a man found his mother using the unlikeliest of technology, satellite images. Here&#8217;s the incredible story of how Saroo Brierly used Google Earth to reunite with his long lost mother: Saroo was only five years old when he got lost. He [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chriskidd.co.uk&#038;blog=2946008&#038;post=7984&#038;subd=appliedyouthministry&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>Twenty five years after he got lost whilst traveling on a train in India, a man found his mother using the unlikeliest of technology, satellite images.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the incredible story of how Saroo Brierly used Google Earth to reunite with his long lost mother:</p>
<blockquote><p>Saroo was only five years old when he got lost. He was travelling with his older brother, working as a sweeper on India&#8217;s trains. &#8220;It was late at night. We got off the train, and I was so tired that I just took a seat at a train station, and I ended up falling asleep.&#8221;</p>
<p>That fateful nap would determine the rest of his life. &#8220;I thought my brother would come back and wake me up but when I awoke he was nowhere to be seen. I saw a train in front of me and thought he must be on that train. So I decided to get on it and hoped that I would meet my brother.&#8221;</p>
<p>Saroo did not meet his brother on the train. Instead, he fell asleep and had a shock when he woke up 14 hours later. Though he did not realise it at first, he had arrived in Calcutta, India&#8217;s third biggest city and notorious for its slums. [...]</p>
<p>Soon he was sleeping rough. &#8220;It was a very scary place to be. I don&#8217;t think any mother or father would like to have their five year old wandering alone in the slums and trains stations of Calcutta.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17693816" target="_blank">Check out the BBC for more on this</a></p>
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		<title>Teen prank texted &#8220;I hid the body … now what?&#8221; to a random guy, who turned out to be a cop!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2012 12:52:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s the modern equivalent of dialing a random phone number or knocking on strangers houses, except this time it went a little wrong! A northwest Arkansas teenager thought it would be funny to text a random phone number saying she hid a body, but the joke backfired. Of all the local phone numbers she could [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chriskidd.co.uk&#038;blog=2946008&#038;post=7940&#038;subd=appliedyouthministry&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s the modern equivalent of dialing a random phone number or knocking on strangers houses, except this time it went a little wrong!</p>
<blockquote><p><em>A northwest Arkansas teenager thought it would be funny to text a random phone number saying she hid a body, but the joke backfired.</em></p>
<p><em>Of all the local phone numbers she could have chosen, the 15-year-old Rogers girl picked one that belonged to a police detective. Police found the girl&#8217;s address by tracing her cellphone number.</em></p>
<p><em>The prank? To text: &#8220;I hid the body &#8230; Now what?&#8221; to a random phone number. </em></p></blockquote>
<p>Read the full article <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/14/arkansas-teen-texts-prank_0_n_1346262.html" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
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