Another set of funny headlines and stories from around the world:
‘Dumb’ thief picks police summit: A man accused of a robbery at a US police convention is described as probably Pennsylvania’s “dumbest” criminal.
Shopping sprees linked to periods: Women may be able to blame their impulse buys and extravagant shopping on their “time of the month”, work finds.
X-ray shows how man accidentally swallowed scissors: Chinese surgeons saved a man’s life after he accidentally swallowed a pair of nail scissors he was using to clean his teeth.
Passenger Landed Plane Safely After Pilot Died Mid-Flight: When the pilot of the twin-engine Beech aircraft passed out and died mid-flight, passenger Doug White of Archibald, Louisiana, took over the plane and landed it safely.
We have customers like this at our coffee store. We do milkshakes with icecream and they can add flavors – the worst I’ve ever done was 3 shots of espresso, 2 scoops of chocolate powder, 1 scoop white chocolate powder, 1 pump cherry, 1 pump caramel, 1 pump irish creme, 1 pump raspberry and 1 pump vanilla. …with whip cream and chocolate & caramel drizzle. They drank the whole thing and said they loved it. I was gagging.