Things you can’t say if you are a wife

Loved this post by Liz on Things you can’t say if you are a wife, which included:

I love George Clooney, now there’s a real man.Why can’t you mend things round the house like my Dad can?

You can’t watch Cup Final, it’s Grey’s Anatomy.To help us talk more, I got rid of the TV.

Breaking wind’s not funny, grow up for goodness sake.