
The eBay spiel read: “If you make a significant offer you will see that he will follow you anywhere, until someone else offers more. Challenge Real, Barcelona and Inter! Have fun making a £3.5m offer, just to find out that he already has an agreement with another club. The two Becali brothers, who suck blood, are also included in the offer. No shipping costs are foreseen, all the Roma supporters will send him to you directly.”
Assuming, of course, that Sheffield United don’t win their appeal!